Right after the Fluke fiasco Limbaugh went on to attack “overly educated” women and begrudged a specific young woman writer for winning a writing award, so we went on a tweet rant about how he and his audience are just mad because female shills for the right wing have no talent for writing and never win any awards and neither do ANY conservatives for that matter. So we went scamping through the internets trying for our LIFE to find conservatives who have received writing awards and the grand total was SEVEN, all men. After an exhaustive search we only found TWO, count ‘em TWO men, who won any freakin thing in the past twenty years, the other five were all from thirty years ago if not more. We also happened to come across this post that has every single columnist in the country listed, since syndicates are notoriously closed mouthed, they had to call every paper to see who published where. But this list is interesting, we didn’t even know centrists (moderate) columnists existed anymore but there are some. BUTTT of course the country is saturated by conservatives in writing but STILL these fuckers can’t get an award to save their lives!!! They’ve won nothing recent or relevant except those two men! For the women they have to make up fake Murdoch prizes and “passion for life” awards which is some bullshit awarded by the Bioethics Defense Fund, an organization known for awarding excellence in…WRITING?? ahahahahahaha OK.

Of course, conservatives would say it’s because the leeeeeeft is conspiring to keep their gold from us and they’re not “politically correct” but clearly the saturation of conservative writers all over print media voids that ridiculous argument AND if you’re concerned with your writing being unfairly discriminated against, use a pen name and watch NO ONE give a shit about your drivel!

Black and White and Re(a)d All Over: The Conservative Advantage in Syndicated Op-Ed Columns

Like three or four of them are dead now. They are dinosaurs, dying of old age and that’s why these neo-con psychos are screaming lunatics and going buck wild because the real conservatives are dying off and they don’t want to lose the power they thought they would inherit. Half of these people opposed the war on drugs (we wouldn’t have if it didn’t do the exact opposite of what they said was intended) or they were pro-choice or not anti-gay, because they’re REAL conservatives and real journalists. They criticized the right and hated half the shit Bush did. It’s FOX psycho neo-cons or Fox-conservatives and Limbaugh types that are the problem. They are imposters and they have hijacked the right wing.

The ones who were flat-out old school hate mongers are the ones that are dying off. NONE of the the extremists or neo-con psychos have ever or WILL EVER win a thing. Half-truths and misinformation facts that are the one exception, meant to ignite divisive Hate between Americans is such a dreadful BORE they insult anyone who is remotely literate. They expect readers to suffer through propaganda and don’t even have the decency to make it interesting!

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