Fiona Walshe Explains Eddie Griffin Drink Fight, Asks For Apology, Compensation.  

We wouldn’t hold our breath for that compensation, he has 9 kids. Start that lawsuit. And it wasn’t a drink fight, he sexually assaulted her while calling her homophobic and misogynistic slurs.

Comics always act like everyone is stealing from them meanwhile they steal from everyone they think no one is paying attention to, they’re such hypocrites but their WHOLE deal of being a comedian is like they are stealing real and natural funny and making a career out of it, they’re acting.

Being funny is natural but comics tell jokes, that isn’t natural. Imagine if people did that, if they had a routine all the time, it would creep you out. That isn’t funny, it’s a show there’s a difference. They are perverting something natural, they practice, it’s weird. Comics do this weird thing where they distort humor and make it a weird product that they practice and craft. The amount of material they throw out versus the amount they keep is unreal.

People who really are funny, we don’t think make very good comics. There are only a handful that we like.

TRYING to BE and SAY funny things you WANT to be funny just because you WANT to be and you PRACTICE it, doesn’t mean you are. They LITERALLY practice saying things they think will make people laugh, they don’t even KNOW if people WILL laugh, they have to practice sets. Anyone can learn to do that to whatever degree. They aren’t funny. And people are HORRIFIED when they are being themselves, like Tosh, he got mad so his real personality came out and everyone recoiled in HORROR. They are so textbook with their sad clown bullshit. “I make everyone else laugh but I’m miserable and small and mean on the inside.” And they are the most SPITEFUL evil little fucking trolls, like Eddie Griffin, after he literally sexually assaulted that young woman and her partner he goes home and writes on his Facebook page which has since been removed: “That dyke bitch threw a glass of whatever she was drinkin’ in my face. All over a joke about dyke bitches!” Uh…no, you verbally and then physically and sexually assaulted her with serious aggression. Men are stronger than women, that is a threatening nightmare experience for any woman, ya vile rapey freak.

Seriously, these comics are so boring we have no idea why anyone, no less women, would ever think going to a comedy sewer is a night out on the town to spend their hard earned money BUT this is clearly his attempt at trying to not be boring.

G’damn, step your game up, brah. Half the work is done for you because the fuckers in your audience are all drunk. If you can’t make drunk people laugh, you should kill yourself.

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