(72) Master of Intellectassy
Solo Rant. Lots of yelling. Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that. Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school […]
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The Lesbian Mafia 9:45 pm on January 14, 2011 Permalink
RT @KiraTanTan @TheLesbianMafia Show 72 The bit abt sticking a compass on ur forehead so u know which way ur going-LMFAO! http://dld.bz/FB97
Joe G. (formeraly known as homopinion on Twit) 4:06 pm on December 12, 2010 Permalink
OMG. I don’t completely agree with everything you stated. But, I know you fucking don’t care, which makes me adore you even fucking more! Go! Go! Go!
jamie 10:46 am on December 9, 2010 Permalink
you ROCK girl!!! LOVE the latest podcast…..LM F’ing AO…..countless blunders go INTENTIONALLY UNNOTICED by the media for teleprompter-in-chief….so funny…keep it up!
oxox
swooney 2:48 pm on December 3, 2010 Permalink
RT @PopeBenedictXIV: for inspiration i always listen to the podcasts of @TheLesbianMafia http://is.gd/hZImV
josie_henley 7:39 pm on December 2, 2010 Permalink
I love that yr not a performing lesbian monkey, Yr fkin ace. If you don’t like when I tell the truth – un-fucking-follow!
If I want 2 know wht’s *really* going on in America, I listen to @TheLesbianMafia not sponsored filtered newspeak news. Palin is a symbol…
cylon44 6:44 pm on December 2, 2010 Permalink
Love the new podcast. It’s good to know there’s at least one other lesbian who really gets it.
Jules 3:23 am on December 2, 2010 Permalink
i mean… is this your Best podcast EVER, or what???
i dunno, i have some fav’s that I go back to, but I’ve never actually wanted to sit and listen over and over and over… 5, 6 times so far?? i lost count…
“…I’d smack a fucking COMPASS on your head…”
and i’m walking or driving around laughing or smiling really big as snipits from your podcast come into my head… I’m like “omg i look like crazy person cause i hear voices!!!”
it’s ok tho… It’s SANDI!!!
the best thing about it though, sandi? is that it’s TRUTH. sick b/c i’m imagining you dragging your sick, dying ass over to the mic to record this rant, dying!! but getting it out any way, and that makes me laugh too. laughing b/c you’re dying with this cold and hearing you take a drink so you can get one more UMPH said makes me laugh too.
and I’m a NURSE!!!!! and i’m laughing cause you’re dying but recording anyway.
But in all seriousness, sandi, thank you…
& You know what else?? I checked… wonder if the Libs did too?
…the majority of foreclosures are hitting the black community!!
:/
But Palin is going fishing… that’s news.
MizOrdinary 2:12 am on December 2, 2010 Permalink
Sandi went OFF in this new podcast! Funny as hell! Now I shall go to sleep g’nite!
TN. 12:52 am on December 2, 2010 Permalink
RT @TheLesbianMafia: RT @Crimsontears87 @TheLesbianMafia "I don't care about stupids anymore…" Lol I love it 😀 http://is.gd/hZImV
B 12:47 am on December 2, 2010 Permalink
OMG Sandi these rants are hysterical! I listened at least 5 separate times and died laughing every time. Didn’t know a half hour could pass so fast! Thanks for being here. Love you Mafia!
The Lesbian Mafia 12:40 am on December 2, 2010 Permalink
RT @Crimsontears87 @TheLesbianMafia "I don't care about stupids anymore…" Lol I love it 😀 http://is.gd/hZImV
The Lesbian Mafia 9:50 pm on December 1, 2010 Permalink
RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia OMG u posted…Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV
RJ 7:52 pm on December 1, 2010 Permalink
LOL
this part is hysterical…
“… if i met you i would smack a fuckin compass on your forehead… so when you look in the mirror to see how fuckin STUPID you are…” lol
“… and that’s if you’re talking… i don’t know if you are, but if you are…”
“… if you don’t like it then get LOST!!… and thank you so much for your emails…” LOL
lol
Crimsontears87 6:20 pm on December 1, 2010 Permalink
“I don’t care about stupids anymore…” Lol I love it 😀 rmbr “there r no dancing dykes here”
The Lesbian Mafia 4:44 am on December 1, 2010 Permalink
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spicenyc 1:18 am on December 1, 2010 Permalink
Mafia “FUCK YOU ALL” -omg i DIED when i heard that!!! so funny the new podcast is. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF + For Us! xox
LSSeattle 12:40 am on December 1, 2010 Permalink
RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV
LSNorthwest 12:13 am on December 1, 2010 Permalink
PLEASE don’t yield and be stupid in order to please the stupid. Please! Thanks for the podcast sweetie! Awesome!
JuleRoxx 8:04 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
Just wanted to let you know i’m listening again to ur podcast…
So glad you put this out there. you really rock!!
xo
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aacogz 6:25 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
"Thrs nothing worse thn minority prejudice..ur thots Bcome like a derangement syndrome" Fucking Brill @thelesbianmafia http://bit.ly/emi2cL
aacogz 6:15 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
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Jules 4:15 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia LMAO GR8 SHOW! laughing whole time =} *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV #TLM #passthebreathalyzer
eurylino 3:01 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
I saw that tweet shit when I woke up. Ur retweet abt Biden and Palin, I thought, wtf is that? How is she worse than Biden or any of them? Then I heard ur podcast and I was very happy. It was really funny. I kept laughing out loud, alone at my desk. I fucking loved the “Obama is a good reader”! Ur sooo fucking right! None of the libs dared mention how unimpressed Indians were w his teleprompter. I don’t mind needing one but u can’t call urself super athlete when u use steroids and u can’t b Martin Luther King or Adam Clayton if ur using a fucking teleprompter! I loved how all the libs touted his intelligence. It’s obvious, just like Clinton, his wife is waaaaaayyyy smarter but I’m supposed to b happy we have this great intellect in the fucking white house. Who said they should b “smart”? I’m really smart, I have test scores to prove it and BECAUSE I’m smart, I can b an enormous asshole! I had too much confidence in my intelligence as kid, we don’t need intelligence we need WISDOM, there’s a HUGE fucking difference! A wise person doesn’t have to b off the charts on some bullshit IQ test, the ability to learn from mistakes and make adjustments to thought patterns and behaviors, that’s a wise person and that is who I want running for office, not some Yalie or Ivy leaguer. I mean, have u ever met those fuckers? When I was more immature and a bigger asshole than I am now (that has been my goal in life, steadily decreasing the size of the asshole) I liked arguing with them and turning their brains upside down. Then I realized the pleasure I took in making them feel stupid was the very act of putting them above me. I never enjoy hurting ppl (unless they fuck w my loved ones) and I was propping myself up by putting them down, because I thought they were better than me, not because they did. I really don’t give a shit what ppl I don’t respect say, but I was the one who needed to WISE UP, I was smart but not wise. Intelligence is fucking useless without wisdom. You have wisdom, so don’t fucking worry that u didn’t patronize one of their brain washing self congratulatng, liberal propaganda factories that masquerade as higher learning. The sad part is the “real” professors, the ones who don’t have their heads up their asses and don’t wanna play the fucking game would love to have students like u and me or have us working there but it’s all libtards who wanna get stroked for their bullshit contributions to political correctness disguised as scholarly assessment (which is all done by their TAs and grad students, they just put their name on it).
Jules 2:47 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
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Jules 2:46 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
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aacogz 2:41 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
Oooo, finally! YAY! Cheers! 😀 RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV
The Lesbian Mafia 2:29 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
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Dave 2:04 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
You don’t dance around the subject or the $ as well. Say it up straight and never hold back. The presidency has always been a glorious burden since it’s initial beginnings. Those who step into the ring to run for president will have to ride out the storm. I don’t care which side says who’s the more the intelligent one. Intellectualism is what you make of it in the end. These critics on TV are just in it for the shallow prestige by trying to make it look like serious commentary. Rachel Maddow and the rest will lead you to the slaughter house of stupidity. I can make up my own mind and decide for my shelf what is right or wrong. Oh I LOVE your tweets! I LOVE that you’re off on your own direction! Outsiders seem to do a better job at seeing the truth. Obama took up the mantle of those in the past and have continued going on that way. Big banks, hmmmmmm let’s put them out on the street and see how it looks to them! YES, we can all learn from this podcast!
Natasha 1:01 pm on November 30, 2010 Permalink
SANDIIII!!! I LOVED THIS SHOW!!! The laughter is almost unbearable at time. Oh, how I’ve missed your rants that clarify what we thinking!
JuleRoxx 9:44 am on November 30, 2010 Permalink
lmao!! sandi i want to quote about 50 things you said in this pcast… thanks for not holding back-
i hope the 0-bots DO listen b/c they need a f*ng wake-up call…
people try to detract from the real issues by focusing on Palin when you’re right! She’s Not president!! and evrryyyyything is Bush’s fault
“…these are your policies now!!”, zero..
lol “keefie”
“…give it up he’s not your father”
lmao “…you can toss my salad”
… i can’t!!
lol all the rant then “… oh thank you for my emails and messages” changing the tone… R-O the F-ling…
xo