We know you don’t read right wing blogs (or “columns” as it were), we’re the only idiots that do that once in a blue, but we don’t take conservative’s lies seriously because we weren’t born yesterday and we’re not hired and paid shills so ALL we can SEE is the WRITING and omfg!!!! All we can DO is scratch our temple and sit there dumbfounded thinking, bitch, did you take a writing class or just read Writing for Dummies because WOW! You get a big red D+ on THAT shit, goddammit! 

The basis of writing is THOUGHT. You can use all of the tools of writing that exist and rigid college paper grammar but they mean NOTHING w/o substance. When there is no substance, the TOOLS become glaring and obvious, that is what bad writing IS. It’s like a suit of armor lying scattered on the floor, big difference when a person adorns the suit of armor and animates it. Right wingers, conservatives, libertarians, tea party, republicans…whatever labels they wanna call themselves to hide from what they are, cannot write because they have no ability to relate to HUMANS. A. Because they’re hired and paid demon shills, B. They’re REJECTS so they were never socialized properly and C. Never talk to actual humans!