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  • TLM 2:32 am on April 28, 2011
    Tags: falling grandparents, Mom, , , shakira   

    Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Nikki pretend to be a couple on the rocks. […]

    Continue reading (75) Prank Fails and Jive
     
    • PoliticsandPumps.com 1:50 am on May 4, 2011

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: MoM Update: http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • The Lesbian Mafia 1:37 am on May 4, 2011

      MoM Update: http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • boxdog1031 9:18 pm on May 2, 2011

      RT @boxdog1031 The gift that keeps on giving! I can play this one again n again. laughhtears @TheLesbianMafia http://bit.ly/k7BiE3

    • cmdrGary66 4:17 am on May 2, 2011

      Just added The Lesbian Mafia to My favorites Bar Great content.I enjoy reading the articles,podcasts&videos.

    • Terri 5:58 pm on May 1, 2011

      S- So sorry your Mom’s not well. Take good care. Preparing to launch podcast now. <3

    • Dan Maccioni 11:45 pm on April 30, 2011

      Trying to fall asleep to this podcast is a bad idea. It kept me up laughing. Take care of that foot! Good times.

    • SamanthaJ 9:41 pm on April 30, 2011

      I’m laughing so hard because I went through the same thing with my grandmother. We finally got her the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” necklace. She never wears it!

    • Jenna 5:26 pm on April 30, 2011

      Love it! You had everyone in my office cracking up! Thanks for making the afternoon fly by. Wishing your Mom a speedy recovery. I thought my Mom was the only one with the worst sense of humor in history. Yours and mine should meet!

    • Reality Bites 12:14 am on April 30, 2011

      I'm going to take a bubble bath and listen!!!! RT: @TheLesbianMafia PODCAST 75 *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Leslie Biean 3:38 am on April 29, 2011

      Missed that laugh! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST!!! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jules 9:00 pm on April 28, 2011

      RT @spicenyc: The new show funny, real + refreshing! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://bit.ly/ipBho5

    • Tonia Nordstrom 9:00 pm on April 28, 2011

      RT As usual laughing w/in first mins… RT NEW PODCAST!!! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jules 9:00 pm on April 28, 2011

      RT @eurylino: As usual laughing w/in first mins… RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST!!! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Leslie Biean 8:53 pm on April 28, 2011

      As usual layghing w/in first mins…cake w 4 toes! LOL RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST!!! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jenn 8:28 pm on April 28, 2011

      freaking love it!!!

    • Jules 4:56 pm on April 28, 2011

      So happy to hear you back!! *smiles RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST!!! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jules 2:34 pm on April 28, 2011

      RT @eurylino: YAAAAAAAY! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jen Montenaro 12:28 pm on April 28, 2011

      OMG those “almost” pranks had me in tears. So funny. Missed you guys.

    • Jules 11:53 am on April 28, 2011

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Jules 9:04 am on April 28, 2011

      Fun & Funny! ur Fabulous, Sandi!!
      you know I loved hearing from Lale too! 🙂
      I love how Nikki tried to keep focus on the pranks, meanwhile you kept losing it! lol…
      So good to hear you having fun… Looking forward to the next one already!
      xoxo

    • sgmln 7:15 am on April 28, 2011

      Yay! “@TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://t.co/W7a0cNm”

    • hadasb 6:57 am on April 28, 2011

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Leslie Biean 6:52 am on April 28, 2011

      YAAAAAAAY! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Nicki 6:47 am on April 28, 2011

      First Obama's birth cerificate & now THIS! Lol RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • The Lesbian Mafia 6:40 am on April 28, 2011

      NEW PODCAST! *Prank Fails and Jive* Tune In! http://dld.bz/YdM5

    • Dave 4:44 am on April 28, 2011

      This and that and it was all good. It was so nice to hear from you.

      Being Italian American I can’t stand Jersey Shore or The Sopranos or whatever else comes along that some how portrays them as something else. Yes, when I stand on my soapbox I can see quite a distance. How about you my most wonderful friend? 🙂

  • TLM 11:37 am on January 10, 2011
    Tags: Giffords, Jersey Shore, , Sexism, Woman Hating Queens and Straight Duders   

    20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore. blogs referenced Why we have too few women leaders http://is.gd/jgBNG LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy […]

    Continue reading (74) Are Women The Inferior Sex?
     
    • The Lesbian Mafia 5:11 am on January 23, 2011

      RT @spicenyc "If i came from outer space like the Cones Heads! Why is everyone a hooker?!" LMAO #TLM HYSTERICAL Show74 http://is.gd/kuJfo

    • Jules 10:55 am on January 15, 2011

      I’ve been wanting to re-listen to previous The Lesbian Mafia podcasts… but I can’t get enough of #74 b/c Sandi/Lale combo is so Hot!!

    • jerriblank 5:58 pm on January 14, 2011

      RT: @TheLesbianMafia: RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia "I'm on a planet of f*cking hookers!" LOL ~> http://dld.bz/F3YR #TLM

    • Scott Geary 5:47 pm on January 14, 2011

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia "I'm on a planet of f*cking hookers!" LOL ~> http://dld.bz/F3YR #TLM

    • The Lesbian Mafia 5:46 pm on January 14, 2011

      RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia "I'm on a planet of f*cking hookers!" LOL ~> http://dld.bz/F3YR #TLM

    • Leslie Biean 9:43 pm on January 11, 2011

      Wanna hear a superior woman? @TheLesbainMafia PODCAST: 'Are Women The Inferior Sex?' http://is.gd/kuJfo // Best internet radio show EVER!

    • Cris Esteves 8:53 pm on January 11, 2011

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    • Rosalie Clarke 8:45 pm on January 11, 2011

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    • Back in the Gays 8:42 pm on January 11, 2011

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    • The Lesbian Mafia 8:30 pm on January 11, 2011

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    • eviltaru 5:46 pm on January 11, 2011

      women are the sex that matters, men just splurge tadpoles, I wonder how did we manage to be running most things now?

    • Insane4Music 5:43 pm on January 11, 2011

      Great podcast. Ur right, criminals will get guns no matter what the law is. BTW funny crazy IS sexy, psycho crazy IS NOT!!

    • Leslie Biean 12:17 pm on January 11, 2011

      RT @TheLesbianMafia PODCAST: 'Are Women The Inferior Sex?' http://is.gd/kuJfo // Yyyyaaaayyyy! I'm so excited! Gonna have great day NOW!

    • MADDYMETOO 11:48 am on January 11, 2011

      Great podcast. One bad apple does not spoil it for the bunch. I keep my distance from the like of them.

    • Jules 10:03 am on January 11, 2011

      ***LIKE**** Chels’ comment 🙂

    • Jillian Suarez 9:55 am on January 11, 2011

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    • Heather 7:03 am on January 11, 2011

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    • The Lesbian Mafia 7:02 am on January 11, 2011

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    • Chelsey | HBChels 2:53 am on January 11, 2011

      Fuckin’ A, as generally speaking, we don’t hold ourselves up to a higher standard. We eat shit until our mouthes are full and then we say enough’s enough and we can’t take any more. Yeah, that’s us you know why? Because for decades and fucking decades we were seen as the weaker sex, now we aren’t seen exactly as equal. I can guarantee you that I can walk down the street and find 3 men that will teach their sons that women aren’t to be treated as equal. They are to be treated as cattle something to put up with and stick your dick in. It’s grotesque and unreal, and I cannot and will not stand for it. It’s been passed down from generation to generation and enough is enough. I haven’t tasted the shit in my mouth and goddamn it I won’t.

      As for the gun shit- yeah that’s not going anywhere anytime soon. I agree that the laws NEED to be more strict. However the people who will pull a Tucson or a Columbine, will get the guns however they can. They will cause damage and destruction in their life. Is it right? No, will it continue, yes. Why? Because the government refuses to get off their stacks of Benjamin’s, crawl into themselves, see that they actually posses a soul and then come together on some issues like Gay Marriage orrrrr Gun Control. Things that could actually make a world of difference. If they decided to actually do what the founding fucking fathers saw, they would see that they could be a team. Don’t hold your breath.

      Sorry for my rant. I loved the show, I love you <3

    • Jules 12:01 am on January 11, 2011

      New @TheLesbianMafia Podcast!! #LalesBack 'Are Women The Inferior Sex?' http://is.gd/kuJfo <<~~~ listening NOW #np #TLM

    • Jules 11:15 pm on January 10, 2011

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    • Jules 9:02 pm on January 10, 2011

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    • Jules 6:39 pm on January 10, 2011

      you know, sandi… as they continue to dig into the AZ shooter, it’s come to light he’s focused on Giffords since 2007 at least. He had delusional problems with gov’t, no particular side. NO reference has come to light as toward ANY relation to anything Palin did or didnt have posted.
      These big-mouth “RUN-WITH-IT!!” Palin-Haters are only concerned in latching on to any sick *hope that something so tragic and devastating could be blamed on her.

      And any woman who’s not raised a child, who can sit in their socks and flipflops judging mothers-other women-who’ve raised their kids, and blame them for society’s manifestation of male behavior needs to go sit back down and just eat her pancakes.

      LOVE you, LOVE this podcast, and LOVE that Lale came back to share her brilliance with us. You two have the best convos: funny, intelligent, thought-provoking… and yeah she sounds HOT!! 🙂

      Thanks again and again for always keeping it real. xoxoxo Jules

    • JuleRoxx 5:21 pm on January 10, 2011

      Laaaaale!!!! 🙂 hi Lale! thanks for the shout out ♥
      Sandi you’re just brilliant. Still listening and I’ll be back to comment on the content… great convo!! *as usual!!
      xo Jules

    • Liam Baker 12:23 pm on January 10, 2011

      Basic biology, the female body is far superior. Clearly the male body was an earlier model.

    • DC Dave 12:20 pm on January 10, 2011

      women are different from men ,better or worse can only apply if they were the same .other than myself i prefere women too

    • Stacie Herbert 12:18 pm on January 10, 2011

      Alternative title: “how long will it take before women finally realize that they’re better than men?”

  • TLM 8:22 pm on December 12, 2010
    Tags: Bernie Madoff, Feminazi, Mark Madoff, misogynist, NIMBY, Nimbyism, Pundits, Wall Street Corruption   

    Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs… Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZ Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – […]

    Continue reading (73) Karma by Dog Leash
     
    • Leslie Biean 6:56 pm on December 13, 2010

      For a funny lesson in extremism check out @TheLesbianMafia show #73 *Karma by Dog Leash* http://is.gd/iDMoy

    • brit 7:04 am on December 13, 2010

      Too bad it wasn’t Ben Bernanke, George Soros and Koch Bros swinging from a rope too. Suicide from all the stress and pressure? Or wacked by hitmen for payback. Either way it looks like Bernie signed a deal with the devil. Maybe Mark will be forgiven for his GREED in the After Life. Awful trauma for the innocent child sleeping in the other room who will undoubtedly end up a basket case. Tragic.

      Fun laid back show nice to hear you again so soon. You’re sounding much better.

    • Tim 4:39 am on December 13, 2010

      Bravo, Sandi, talking about Nimbyism on the Lesbian Mafia hahaha! Bravo!

    • Jules 2:08 am on December 13, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST! *Karma by Dog Leash* http://is.gd/iDMoy #podcast #TLM // each voice does matter sandi! thank you 😉

    • CWERadio 1:28 am on December 13, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST! *Karma by Dog Leash* http://is.gd/iDMoy #podcast

    • The Lesbian Mafia 1:25 am on December 13, 2010

      NEW PODCAST! *Karma by Dog Leash* http://is.gd/iDMoy #podcast

    • JenM 12:40 am on December 13, 2010

      It’s hard to tell what makes the pundits who aren’t in the 120 million dollar club are getting out of it other than hoping to be in in that club themselves. Great example about Ed McMahon. A nice enough guy and a Republican who was at the very least a hundred millionaire and how his politics were sadly to his very detriment in his final days. Very sad ending. Thank you for posting again so soon. I might get spoiled!

    • Jules 10:28 pm on December 12, 2010

      Sandi! great podcast again! wow you know, you really had a great example with your ex-story… i hope it makes some people think about their bandwagons and who’s driving them, and to maybe self-reflect on their “beliefs”. Our country’s turning into, i dunno, like medevil days where the rich get richer taking from the poor…
      Thanks for sharing in spite of your persistent bronchitis too!
      (you still sound great!)
      Happy Christmas Sandi!!

    • Dave 8:54 pm on December 12, 2010

      Walled Up Street! Oh get real you people if someone comes to you and wants to invest well you better open up because they want to be apart of it as well. Get rid of that whole belligerent mindset all together. GREED IS NOT GOOD! Yeah he “Madeoff” alright! There are so many others who are out there ready to steal from everyone. Be careful rebellion strikes very fast! They will be brought down in the end! I wonder if those righty flighties are really supporting those women that they see in their circle? Don’t let anybody tell you what’s right or wrong just speak your mind when you see the truth! Another great podcast thank you for enlightening the listeners who tune into it!

  • TLM 7:37 am on November 30, 2010
    Tags: Hypocrites, , Palin   

    Solo Rant. Lots of yelling. Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that. Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school […]

    Continue reading (72) Master of Intellectassy
     
    • The Lesbian Mafia 9:45 pm on January 14, 2011

      RT @KiraTanTan @TheLesbianMafia Show 72 The bit abt sticking a compass on ur forehead so u know which way ur going-LMFAO! http://dld.bz/FB97

    • Joe G. (formeraly known as homopinion on Twit) 4:06 pm on December 12, 2010

      OMG. I don’t completely agree with everything you stated. But, I know you fucking don’t care, which makes me adore you even fucking more! Go! Go! Go!

    • jamie 10:46 am on December 9, 2010

      you ROCK girl!!! LOVE the latest podcast…..LM F’ing AO…..countless blunders go INTENTIONALLY UNNOTICED by the media for teleprompter-in-chief….so funny…keep it up!

      oxox

    • swooney 2:48 pm on December 3, 2010

      RT @PopeBenedictXIV: for inspiration i always listen to the podcasts of @TheLesbianMafia http://is.gd/hZImV

    • josie_henley 7:39 pm on December 2, 2010

      I love that yr not a performing lesbian monkey, Yr fkin ace. If you don’t like when I tell the truth – un-fucking-follow!

      If I want 2 know wht’s *really* going on in America, I listen to @TheLesbianMafia not sponsored filtered newspeak news. Palin is a symbol…

    • cylon44 6:44 pm on December 2, 2010

      Love the new podcast. It’s good to know there’s at least one other lesbian who really gets it.

    • Jules 3:23 am on December 2, 2010

      i mean… is this your Best podcast EVER, or what???
      i dunno, i have some fav’s that I go back to, but I’ve never actually wanted to sit and listen over and over and over… 5, 6 times so far?? i lost count…
      “…I’d smack a fucking COMPASS on your head…”

      and i’m walking or driving around laughing or smiling really big as snipits from your podcast come into my head… I’m like “omg i look like crazy person cause i hear voices!!!”
      it’s ok tho… It’s SANDI!!!

      the best thing about it though, sandi? is that it’s TRUTH. sick b/c i’m imagining you dragging your sick, dying ass over to the mic to record this rant, dying!! but getting it out any way, and that makes me laugh too. laughing b/c you’re dying with this cold and hearing you take a drink so you can get one more UMPH said makes me laugh too.
      and I’m a NURSE!!!!! and i’m laughing cause you’re dying but recording anyway.

      But in all seriousness, sandi, thank you…
      & You know what else?? I checked… wonder if the Libs did too?
      …the majority of foreclosures are hitting the black community!!
      :/

      But Palin is going fishing… that’s news.

    • MizOrdinary 2:12 am on December 2, 2010

      Sandi went OFF in this new podcast! Funny as hell! Now I shall go to sleep g’nite!

    • TN. 12:52 am on December 2, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: RT @Crimsontears87 @TheLesbianMafia "I don't care about stupids anymore…" Lol I love it 😀 http://is.gd/hZImV

    • B 12:47 am on December 2, 2010

      OMG Sandi these rants are hysterical! I listened at least 5 separate times and died laughing every time. Didn’t know a half hour could pass so fast! Thanks for being here. Love you Mafia!

    • The Lesbian Mafia 12:40 am on December 2, 2010

      RT @Crimsontears87 @TheLesbianMafia "I don't care about stupids anymore…" Lol I love it 😀 http://is.gd/hZImV

    • The Lesbian Mafia 9:50 pm on December 1, 2010

      RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia OMG u posted…Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV

    • RJ 7:52 pm on December 1, 2010

      LOL
      this part is hysterical…

      “… if i met you i would smack a fuckin compass on your forehead… so when you look in the mirror to see how fuckin STUPID you are…” lol
      “… and that’s if you’re talking… i don’t know if you are, but if you are…”

      “… if you don’t like it then get LOST!!… and thank you so much for your emails…” LOL
      lol

    • Crimsontears87 6:20 pm on December 1, 2010

      “I don’t care about stupids anymore…” Lol I love it 😀 rmbr “there r no dancing dykes here”

    • The Lesbian Mafia 4:44 am on December 1, 2010

      RT @aacogz "nothing worse thn prejudiced minority.. Bcomes like a derangement syndrome" Fucking Brill @thelesbianmafia http://bit.ly/emi2cL

    • spicenyc 1:18 am on December 1, 2010

      Mafia “FUCK YOU ALL” -omg i DIED when i heard that!!! so funny the new podcast is. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF + For Us! xox

    • LSSeattle 12:40 am on December 1, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV

    • LSNorthwest 12:13 am on December 1, 2010

      PLEASE don’t yield and be stupid in order to please the stupid. Please! Thanks for the podcast sweetie! Awesome!

    • JuleRoxx 8:04 pm on November 30, 2010

      Just wanted to let you know i’m listening again to ur podcast…

      So glad you put this out there. you really rock!!

      xo

    • broken baja 7:12 pm on November 30, 2010

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    • aacogz 6:25 pm on November 30, 2010

      "Thrs nothing worse thn minority prejudice..ur thots Bcome like a derangement syndrome" Fucking Brill @thelesbianmafia http://bit.ly/emi2cL

    • aacogz 6:15 pm on November 30, 2010

      "Thrs nothing >than minority prejudice…ur thots become like a derangement syndrome.." Fucking Brill @thelesbianmafia! http://bit.ly/emi2cL

    • Jules 4:15 pm on November 30, 2010

      RT @eurylino @TheLesbianMafia LMAO GR8 SHOW! laughing whole time =} *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV #TLM #passthebreathalyzer

    • eurylino 3:01 pm on November 30, 2010

      I saw that tweet shit when I woke up. Ur retweet abt Biden and Palin, I thought, wtf is that? How is she worse than Biden or any of them? Then I heard ur podcast and I was very happy. It was really funny. I kept laughing out loud, alone at my desk. I fucking loved the “Obama is a good reader”! Ur sooo fucking right! None of the libs dared mention how unimpressed Indians were w his teleprompter. I don’t mind needing one but u can’t call urself super athlete when u use steroids and u can’t b Martin Luther King or Adam Clayton if ur using a fucking teleprompter! I loved how all the libs touted his intelligence. It’s obvious, just like Clinton, his wife is waaaaaayyyy smarter but I’m supposed to b happy we have this great intellect in the fucking white house. Who said they should b “smart”? I’m really smart, I have test scores to prove it and BECAUSE I’m smart, I can b an enormous asshole! I had too much confidence in my intelligence as kid, we don’t need intelligence we need WISDOM, there’s a HUGE fucking difference! A wise person doesn’t have to b off the charts on some bullshit IQ test, the ability to learn from mistakes and make adjustments to thought patterns and behaviors, that’s a wise person and that is who I want running for office, not some Yalie or Ivy leaguer. I mean, have u ever met those fuckers? When I was more immature and a bigger asshole than I am now (that has been my goal in life, steadily decreasing the size of the asshole) I liked arguing with them and turning their brains upside down. Then I realized the pleasure I took in making them feel stupid was the very act of putting them above me. I never enjoy hurting ppl (unless they fuck w my loved ones) and I was propping myself up by putting them down, because I thought they were better than me, not because they did. I really don’t give a shit what ppl I don’t respect say, but I was the one who needed to WISE UP, I was smart but not wise. Intelligence is fucking useless without wisdom. You have wisdom, so don’t fucking worry that u didn’t patronize one of their brain washing self congratulatng, liberal propaganda factories that masquerade as higher learning. The sad part is the “real” professors, the ones who don’t have their heads up their asses and don’t wanna play the fucking game would love to have students like u and me or have us working there but it’s all libtards who wanna get stroked for their bullshit contributions to political correctness disguised as scholarly assessment (which is all done by their TAs and grad students, they just put their name on it).

    • Jules 2:47 pm on November 30, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV #TLM #zero #LMAO #passthebreathalyzer

    • Jules 2:46 pm on November 30, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV #TLM #zero #LMAO

    • aacogz 2:41 pm on November 30, 2010

      Oooo, finally! YAY! Cheers! 😀 RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV

    • The Lesbian Mafia 2:29 pm on November 30, 2010

      NEW PODCAST: *Master of Intellectassy* http://is.gd/hZImV

    • Dave 2:04 pm on November 30, 2010

      You don’t dance around the subject or the $ as well. Say it up straight and never hold back. The presidency has always been a glorious burden since it’s initial beginnings. Those who step into the ring to run for president will have to ride out the storm. I don’t care which side says who’s the more the intelligent one. Intellectualism is what you make of it in the end. These critics on TV are just in it for the shallow prestige by trying to make it look like serious commentary. Rachel Maddow and the rest will lead you to the slaughter house of stupidity. I can make up my own mind and decide for my shelf what is right or wrong. Oh I LOVE your tweets! I LOVE that you’re off on your own direction! Outsiders seem to do a better job at seeing the truth. Obama took up the mantle of those in the past and have continued going on that way. Big banks, hmmmmmm let’s put them out on the street and see how it looks to them! YES, we can all learn from this podcast!

    • Natasha 1:01 pm on November 30, 2010

      SANDIIII!!! I LOVED THIS SHOW!!! The laughter is almost unbearable at time. Oh, how I’ve missed your rants that clarify what we thinking!

    • JuleRoxx 9:44 am on November 30, 2010

      lmao!! sandi i want to quote about 50 things you said in this pcast… thanks for not holding back-
      i hope the 0-bots DO listen b/c they need a f*ng wake-up call…
      people try to detract from the real issues by focusing on Palin when you’re right! She’s Not president!! and evrryyyyything is Bush’s fault
      “…these are your policies now!!”, zero..
      lol “keefie”
      “…give it up he’s not your father”
      lmao “…you can toss my salad”
      … i can’t!!
      lol all the rant then “… oh thank you for my emails and messages” changing the tone… R-O the F-ling…
      xo

  • TLM 1:37 am on October 11, 2010  

    Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more! This one’s a little slow moving, it’s […]

    Continue reading (71) Are We Podfading?
     
    • Joe Gee 12:48 am on October 20, 2010

      Omigod, @TheLesbianMafia's friend should replace #DanSavage as sex columnist HYSTERICAL #TheLesbianMafia #71 http://is.gd/fWnwl #dirtytalk

    • Joe Gee 12:46 am on October 20, 2010

      #DirtyTalk is fine, but NOT a complete ongoing narration…I need to concentrate 4 fuck's sake @TheLesbianMafia #71 http://is.gd/fWnwl

    • Joe Gee 12:42 am on October 20, 2010

      @TheLesbianMafia Completely agree w/ your pal: who wants a narrator in the bedroom w/u #TheLesbianMafia #71 http://is.gd/fWnwl #dirtyTalk

    • Joe Gee 12:26 am on October 20, 2010

      RT @thelesbianmafia 71: Are We Podfading? http://is.gd/fWnwl FINALLY listening #orgasmic thanx 4 mention #LesbianMafia #LizaImpersonation

    • aacogz 1:54 pm on October 13, 2010

      OMFG! Just managde2 listen2 ur podcast! Oh, how I’ve missed ur hilarity!! Fucking brilliant, mate! Thx! \m/(^v^)\m/

    • hadasb 4:26 am on October 13, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • Supersab in Seattle 9:03 pm on October 12, 2010

      “@TheLesbianMafia: PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?" http://is.gd/fWyVC” what a nice pick-me-up [@ work after a long weekend] thx sandi 🙂

    • Miki 7:32 pm on October 12, 2010

      RT “@TheLesbianMafia: PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC”

    • Stugots_Puppet 7:31 pm on October 12, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • CWERadio 7:23 pm on October 12, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • The Lesbian Mafia 7:21 pm on October 12, 2010

      PODCAST #71 *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • Supersab in Seattle 6:24 pm on October 12, 2010

      I think I already left a twitter twatter reply .. here is a website reply too – it is great to have you back on the headphones .. from sabrina

    • Tamara Nothing 1:37 pm on October 12, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia PODCAST #71: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • homopinion 5:51 am on October 12, 2010

      About fucking time (as in, a new podcast and not in that you’re SUPPOSEDLY podfading) #LesbianMafia #LesbiansTakeOver

    • emercait23 5:12 am on October 12, 2010

      you have NO IDEA how happy I am to see that you have a new podcast. like, my day has been made. <3

    • Mari 3:36 am on October 12, 2010

      Oh my God Sandi that Liza impression had me crying at work tonight. I really missed you and the Mafia.

    • KikiBergen 1:04 am on October 12, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • XanxiuZ 1:04 am on October 12, 2010

      Yaaaaaay! Happy panda dance! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • The Lesbian Mafia 1:02 am on October 12, 2010

      NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in! http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • HBChels 10:04 pm on October 11, 2010

      Podfading- My grandmother was the exact same way! She would have gawjus clothes hang & then go dumpster diving crazy kook

    • B 10:03 pm on October 11, 2010

      Would pay good money for you to sing the full version of that song Sandi. Regarding wrong person talking dirty at the wrong time: “You might as well be telling me to eat shit!” LMAO!

    • lalalalalover 1:45 pm on October 11, 2010

      Loved the show listened to it all the way to work.
      Looked like a freak laughing to myself hysterically in the car! But you know i don’t care!

      Cant wait for the next one! love u!

    • Dave 12:06 pm on October 11, 2010

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Mister_Softee_Truck_1.JPG

      “The creamiest, dreamiest soft ice cream,
      You get from Mister Softee.
      For a refreshing delight supreme,
      Look for Mister Softee.
      My milkshakes and my sundaes and my cones are such a treat,
      Listen for my store on wheels, ding-a-ling down the street.
      The creamiest, dreamiest soft ice cream,
      You get from Mister Softee.
      For a refreshing delight supreme,
      Look for Mister Softee.
      S-O-F-T Double ‘E’, Mister Softee.”

      Gay or Gated community instead?

      When do you find yourself through your culture? My grandfather on my mom’s side would often speak to me in German. I so liked it when he did that to me. I picked up on a few German words as a result of it.

      Queer,Queerer,Query?

      Don’t worry about ripping on Liza she’s use to it.

      Clubbing : It’s not all it’s crack up to be. Expectations may not be to your liking so beggars can’t be choosers. But there could be that unexpected situation when it all comes true when you come across the right place. I had something that at this one club where it was a mixture of everyone and oh did I enjoy it immensely. I go to other places as well but these are places that I go to just for myself i.e. to get away from it all.

      Alcohol and dirty talk acts as barriers that distorts your clear perspective. So when those two effects wear off welcome back to reality.

      Oh go and wash yourself off and say yes that was another great podcast.

    • JuleRoxx 11:54 am on October 11, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in: http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • Carleana Lindsey 8:22 am on October 11, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: @Carleana25 added a PS to the show notes http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • The Lesbian Mafia 7:29 am on October 11, 2010

      @Carleana25 added a PS to the show notes http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • Thanh-Truc Nguyen 7:18 am on October 11, 2010

      RT @thelesbianmafia: NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in: http://is.gd/fWyVC

    • The Lesbian Mafia 7:18 am on October 11, 2010

      NEW PODCAST: *Are We Podfading?* Tune in: http://is.gd/fWyVC

  • TLM 2:06 am on July 12, 2010
    Tags: Julianne Moore, Kids Are All Right   

    Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is […]

    Continue reading (70) What the Hell is Going On?
     
    • Ally 3:12 am on August 20, 2011

      so “Lesbian” would be matching with the definition of male heterosexuality? defined as: “romantically and sexually oriented towards women and away from men”?

      I agree, in any media where lesbians are present they are always portrayed as either having attractions to men or a heterosexual history, such that lesbian only holds to the first part of the definition and not the second (esp in porn portrayals).

      In fact, Ive seen some scientists who’ve claimed that monosexuality is non-existent in women and bisexuality non-existent in men.
      I would say otherwise, but anecdotes are the poorest form of evidence.

      But Ive also seen biphobia being expressed in lesbian culture particularity in this system of “star rankings”, with any woman who ranks “bronze” or less heckled with derogatory labels like “breeder”.

      Maybe there’s a middleway?

      looking forward to any ideas: paradoxical003@gmail.com

    • Jules 1:40 am on February 25, 2011

      @CurmudgeonlyGal please refer to @TheLesbianMafia show #70 http://tinyurl.com/3aejahy for an Honest LESBIAN review #kidsshitted

    • Jen8 10:03 am on October 8, 2010

      Who are these women who call themselves ‘lesbians’ when they are bisexual or, indeed, straight but having a little adventure on the side? (excluding Hollywood portrayals, ‘lesbian’ porn and confused teens/college kids). I understand your point Sandi, but I haven’t come across women who call themselves ‘lesbian’ when they are concurrently seeing men or women, or are attracted to both sexes. In fact, I find the quite the opposite…. women saying they are bisexual when they are lesbians.

      Well putting that aside, I TOTALLY agree with what you say about celebrities and Melissa Etheridge. LOL @ Julianne Moore.

      (I’m a new listener, but I feel an overwhelming need to send you an emergency stress pack: a mouthguard, Xanax and a teddybear).

    • Nic 12:21 am on September 24, 2010

      I blame the last 15 years or so of lesbianism constantly being portrayed as bisexuality in movies/tv, the “fluidity” cabal, and political correctness from real lesbians. The “well I don’t consider her a lesbian but who am I to say she isn’t one” replies. Call the phony, lying bitch on her shit! Lesbians do not desire males!! If you do you’re not lesbian you’re somewhere else on the kinsey scale and there is a name for you, it’s bisexual.

      Did you ever see that clip of Moore speaking in a *nudge nudge wink wink* tone that she thought “lesbians were fluid”? Honestly, if I could have reached through my comp screen I would have choked the bitch! The fact that there are women out there who only desire other women seems to bother quite a few people. Why I don’t know I guess it comes down to good ole misogyny.

    • Wayne 7:06 pm on August 10, 2010

      I love your podcasts! You are hilarious.

    • Teresa Ortega 4:10 pm on August 1, 2010

      RT @homopinion: Omigod – Lesbian Mafia #70 is classic: http://tinyurl.com/3aejahy #kidsareallright #lesbianwantsguycliche #lesbianmafia

    • Joe Gee 12:05 pm on August 1, 2010

      Omigod – Lesbian Mafia #70 is classic: http://tinyurl.com/3aejahy #kidsareallright #lesbianwantsguycliche #lesbianmafia

    • Joe Gee 12:04 pm on August 1, 2010

      Omigod – Lesbian Mafia #70 is classic: http://tinyurl.com/3aejahy #kidsareallright #lesbianwantsguycliche

    • Taylor 4:58 am on July 17, 2010

      Agreed! Lesbians do not f#*k men! I hate it that people feel this is debatable! Morons!

    • Reap Sow 9:58 pm on July 16, 2010

    • Degruy 7:54 am on July 15, 2010

      Hi, your posts are superb. Please keep them coming. Greets!!!

    • Greek God~s 5:35 am on July 15, 2010

      This show was side splitting Sandy. I was literally crying. LMAO! “You better cross the street if you see me Julianne Moore!”

    • Louise 11:35 pm on July 14, 2010

      RT @thelesbianmafia: (70) What the Hell is Going On? http://is.gd/dpzCS Agreed. AGREED.

    • Mafia Lover 11:04 pm on July 14, 2010

      I truly loved this brilliant show. Please continue your awesome work.

    • anonymous 8:41 am on July 14, 2010

      So wait, women who are lesbians do not sleep with men. What if you have a male gyno? And he penetrates me w/ an instrument? Are you a lesbian if you have a male gyno? Just kidding. I agree. A lesbian does not have sex nor does she desire a male.

    • Ogilvie 1:43 am on July 14, 2010

      This is a really great show, Must admit that this is one of the best radio shows I’ve ever heard. I love how you just tell it like it is. It’s really inspiring and gives me strength. Thanks for posting this show. I don’t care to see this movie either. I don’t care how “amazing” the writing is. Knowing she cheats on her wife with her sperm donor is gross!

    • Shawn-Marie C 1:13 am on July 14, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: RT @VeniceRiley Listening to this pod https://thelesbianmafia.com/home/what-the-hell-is-going-on-3/

    • ana 1:07 am on July 14, 2010

      RT @dailyjill: LOVE IT!!! RT @thelesbianmafia: What the Hell is Going On? http://is.gd/dpzCS

    • Spaz Talk 6:40 pm on July 13, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • Sophia Sarah 1:13 pm on July 13, 2010

      RT @TheLesbianMafia: NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • Annika A. 11:07 am on July 13, 2010

      so funny and TRUE!!! RT @TheLesbianMafia NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • Jamilla Crookswitch 4:28 am on July 13, 2010

      @TheLesbianMafia: Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Catharsis rocks: RT @thelesbianmafia: What the Hell is Going On? http://is.gd/dpzCS

    • VeniceRiley 4:19 am on July 13, 2010

      Listening to this pod https://thelesbianmafia.com/home/what-the-hell-is-going-on-3/ @thelesbianmafia

    • Jacki 3:47 am on July 13, 2010

      Fabulous show Sandi. Thoroughly enjoyed the rant.

    • Jill Bennett 12:14 am on July 13, 2010

      LOVE IT!!! RT @thelesbianmafia: What the Hell is Going On? http://is.gd/dpzCS

    • iStoleHis_Bxtch 12:12 am on July 13, 2010

      Ha! I love it “what in the gay hell”

    • Cindy 10:19 pm on July 12, 2010

      RT @thelesbianmafia: NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • Jay 10:15 pm on July 12, 2010

      RT @thelesbianmafia: NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • The Lesbian Mafia 10:14 pm on July 12, 2010

      NEW PODCAST *What the Hell is Going On?* http://is.gd/dpzZ8

    • Laura 6:35 pm on July 12, 2010

      Great podcast!

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