Conservatives: Look At Me I’m Human I Love My Dog
If you’ve been watching our Twitter or Tumblr for a while you know we get a kick get out of the zany love-fest conservatives pretend to have for animals. Meanwhile, “animals” to them is their cat or their dog, or some parakeet.
“SEE we’re not evil we LOVE adorable animals with cute faces!!!” … “Look at me I’m human I love my cat Mitzi!”
And after the cooing theatrics they’ll take a sharp right and go RIGHT into some hate-spiel and sound like Pol Pot!!!
Meanwhile ALL right wing conservatives DO is get pissed off we can’t drill or otherwise develop on national conservation lands!! They CONSTANTLY bitch about animals being less important than people, and that is true, but they are wrong about wanting to further denigrate our ecosystem. Animals are lower on the food chain but they are necessary, ya dumb toothless a-holes. Everything is interconnected, you lose entire species and horrible shit happens to the OUR environment!
Tags: animals, conservative loonbags, fake, Lies, no-excerpt, phony
