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You Don’t Have To Do That Anymore: Erasing Femininity
Some women think they have to imitate dudes to get someone to listen them or to be taken seriously. This has never been our experience. Is it because they got shortchanged in the femininity department or are they really just that clueless and BELIEVE that femininity is something to be overcome? Do they really believe REAL feminine qualities are a handicap or something to be ashamed of? These women seem to be PROUD of their cold hardass bitch persona and think that means they measure up, that suppressing emotion and using cold hard analytical thought are the
Liz Trotta On Violent Sexual Assault In The Military “What Did You Expect?”
What woman wouldn’t want to be trotted out like this at 75? Truth is we laughed like hell and hope ALL reactionary right wing women become Liz Trotta, we really do!!! PLEASE make them ALL come out and try to be smug Dragon Ladies when they’re 75, PLEASE!
NO ONE knows this imitation-dude for her writing because
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Conservatives: Look At Me I’m Human I Love My Dog
If you’ve been watching our Twitter or Tumblr for a while you know we get a kick get out of the zany love-fest conservatives pretend to have for animals. Meanwhile, “animals” to them is their cat or their dog, or some parakeet.
“SEE we’re not evil we LOVE adorable animals with cute faces!!!” … “Look at me I’m human I love my cat Mitzi!”
And after the cooing theatrics they’ll take a sharp right and go RIGHT into some hate-spiel and sound like Pol Pot!!!
Meanwhile ALL right wing conservatives DO is get pissed off we can’t drill or otherwise develop on national conservation lands!! They CONSTANTLY bitch about animals being less important than people, and that is true, but they are wrong about wanting to further denigrate our ecosystem. Animals are lower on the food chain but they are necessary, ya dumb toothless a-holes. Everything is interconnected, you lose entire species and horrible shit happens to the OUR environment!